yikes ...
- "I'll have the nuggets, no fries, and ... ummm ... yeah the nuggets no fries and a side order of fries."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Don't listen to what she said. She wants both sets of fries. I want the same thing." - "Hey ... like ... ummm ... wait. I don't know what I want."
- "Hot Stuff! Hot Stuff coming through!"
"Wow. But isn't she like ... someone's mom???"
"Stupid! She's talking about the french fries!" - "Mom! Mom! Look!"
"Is that your daughter?"
"Yes. That's why she calls me mom." - "You look familiar. Is she your daughter?"
"Um, yeah."
"You don't look anything like her." - "I gotta cut carbs, so I'll have two orders of chicken nuggets and two hamburgers, but skip the fries."
i dunno about you but i think it's seriously rude and totally gross when a teen guy is checking out some old lady's legs and ass. that's just ew.
