it must be soooo embarrassing to be a south dakota republican

think about it ...
south dakotans are sposed to be totally republican, right?
and totally conservative, right?
and ... well ... totally heartland, right? u know ... the whole america's heartland and breadbasket thaaaaaang u learned in 4th grade ...

it must be sooooo embarrassing to be a south dakota republican right now tho.

it was embarrassing when john thune stood up on national telly to argue that if u stack real bills to represent the national debt, it would reach the moon ...

AND SHOWED HIS POSTER TO PROVE IT ....

omg

when ur kid makes a poster like that, u pat her or him on the head and say oh, how nice

when a united states representative does that ....

u CRINGE!!!!

ok but we move on and forget it, right?

so then a few weeks later, we're watching national telly again and omgggggggggggggggg

four state legislatures have voted for secession.

four.

three are the usual states, like texas which hasn't decided yet whether they're republican or mexican, according to the tejanos i know ....

and the fourth.
omg.
the fourth is SOUTH DAKOTA??????

how would THAT work?????

like .... children, this is a map of the united states and that blot in the middle towards the top? ummmmm ... well .... they used to be south dakota. they're ... well ...

CONFUSED MUCH????

*sigh*