10 reasons it suxxors to be female in SD
suxxors to be female in this state. want to know why???
#10: It's officially a law now ... a female (regardless of age or lack thereof) can only get an abortion in South Dakota if her life is in imminent danger due to the pregnancy. Rape, incest, abuse, STDs, high risk pregnancies, birth defects ... these are apparently not good enough reasons to consider an abortion.
# 9: Abstinence is the ONLY method to be included in school curricula. Sheeesh and here we thought this went out with the "keep your legs crossed" rule our parents grew up with.
# 8: In South Dakota, parents can refuse to have their precious children exposed to information about sexuality. I'm serious!!! Counselors and school districts can be sued for providing birth control information or access.
# 7: Men's sports not only get far more funding, there are also a great many more of them than women's sports in South Dakota. Women, apparently, should be content with home ec (cooking and sewing) and aerobics. Wait ... how unfair of me ... i forgot to include early childhood psychology and menu planning.
# 6: High school women who get pregnant and have the child (this number will be increasing now that we can't learn about birth control, shouldn't have access to birth control, and certainly should not be allowed abortions) must attend alternative education (usually this means evening classes) ... not so the high school men who got them pregnant. They, of course, are needed for the many MALE sports teams.
# 5: The numbers of STDs in South Dakota are low compared to the other states. Note that I said NUMBERS ... not percentage of population. Does no one out there notice that South Dakota has a smaller population base than other states? Oh, silly me for thinking that this is important. Clearly this is an example of why women in this state suxxor at math, right???
# 4: In South Dakota, high school males know it's acceptable to publically comment about women and to joke about rape. High school females quickly learn it's NOT acceptable to discuss chemical castration or abortion. After all, chemical castration is cruel and unusual punishment and abortion ... only godless heathens believe in that, right???
... going to have to come back to this ... can't post 3, 2, and 1 without substantively cleaning up the language
# 9: Abstinence is the ONLY method to be included in school curricula. Sheeesh and here we thought this went out with the "keep your legs crossed" rule our parents grew up with.
# 8: In South Dakota, parents can refuse to have their precious children exposed to information about sexuality. I'm serious!!! Counselors and school districts can be sued for providing birth control information or access.
# 7: Men's sports not only get far more funding, there are also a great many more of them than women's sports in South Dakota. Women, apparently, should be content with home ec (cooking and sewing) and aerobics. Wait ... how unfair of me ... i forgot to include early childhood psychology and menu planning.
# 6: High school women who get pregnant and have the child (this number will be increasing now that we can't learn about birth control, shouldn't have access to birth control, and certainly should not be allowed abortions) must attend alternative education (usually this means evening classes) ... not so the high school men who got them pregnant. They, of course, are needed for the many MALE sports teams.
# 5: The numbers of STDs in South Dakota are low compared to the other states. Note that I said NUMBERS ... not percentage of population. Does no one out there notice that South Dakota has a smaller population base than other states? Oh, silly me for thinking that this is important. Clearly this is an example of why women in this state suxxor at math, right???
# 4: In South Dakota, high school males know it's acceptable to publically comment about women and to joke about rape. High school females quickly learn it's NOT acceptable to discuss chemical castration or abortion. After all, chemical castration is cruel and unusual punishment and abortion ... only godless heathens believe in that, right???
... going to have to come back to this ... can't post 3, 2, and 1 without substantively cleaning up the language
Buddhist Rant posted at 10:52 AM
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# 3: Self defense for women ... who needs classes for that? The money is better spent litigating illegal abortions, isn't it?
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