observations from the fifth wheel

lmao omg what a night! kk it started out awesomely kewl but yeah, then i was transmogrified into the fifth (and unfortunately so NOT blind deaf OR dumb) wheel. yeah.

started out as "hey, i got paid and i actually have some money! let's go out for dinner at our favourite mexican restaurant!" it was SPOSED to be family but then for some reason nuck didnt want to go. so it became akiko and me. which is like okay, but nah. so then akiko decides since since its just us, she wants to invite a friend along.

a friend.

we've heard THIS B4

so friend gets invited.

at which point i take excedrin cos i ain't stupid

oh yeah this will be phun *SNORT*

friend brings along friend ... who is a nonstop babbler.

akiko grabs my strawberry margarita so, well, okay i'll just sit here and drink cafe, pretend to be invisible.

akiko is sitting next to me, friend is sitting opposite me, and friend's friend is sitting next to friend.

the tequila in the margarita kicks in and suddenly akiko is babbling just as fast as friend's friend, who, incidentally, was blantantly groping friend while she babbled on at akiko about how gay friend is.

they dont make enough cafe and excedrin for evenings like this.